gaaraofsburbia:

applecranberry:

ruraljackdaw:

thetowndrugdealer:

*sucks guys dick*
*dies of nut allergy*

did you know that proteins in brazil nuts can be transmitted sexually so if someone had an allergy and the guy had eaten brazil nuts then they could literally suck dick and die of a nut allergy

now I do

(Source: thetowndrugdealer, via jackofalnerdom)

darrencrisscrosschrist:

jessicakrh:

dollarfries:

sex education at its finest

HHHHAHAHAAH WHAT

"so do tampons make girls feel like they’re having sex all the time?"

(via this--too--shall--pass)

Timestamp: 1410397058

darrencrisscrosschrist:

jessicakrh:

dollarfries:

sex education at its finest

HHHHAHAHAAH WHAT

"so do tampons make girls feel like they’re having sex all the time?"

(via this--too--shall--pass)

suicidalghosts:

mrsslimmshadyy:

darkness-owns-me:

takenbyabook:

beben-eleben:

Six-Word Stories That Are Absolutely Heart-Breaking

OH MY GOD.

the second to last one broke my heart

The first one. That killed me.

the first one… my sister was just a baby so her coffin was so tiny

(via itsverybeautifulover-there)

Timestamp: 1409715426

suicidalghosts:

mrsslimmshadyy:

darkness-owns-me:

takenbyabook:

beben-eleben:

Six-Word Stories That Are Absolutely Heart-Breaking

OH MY GOD.

the second to last one broke my heart

The first one. That killed me.

the first one… my sister was just a baby so her coffin was so tiny

(via itsverybeautifulover-there)

I hope you all find someone who gives you cute names and tells you it’s adorable when you do embarrassing things and hugs you when it’s early in the morning and makes you feel like you have a whole disneyland fireworks show going off inside your body and never ever lets you go 

(Source: aureat, via cats-in-mars)

singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

(via catzaremylife)

Timestamp: 1409711423

singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

(via catzaremylife)

Plot Twist: My Anaconda Do

(Source: crrabs, via lifeshardgethefuckoverit)

suchspiritedwords:

clubpenguln:

SCHOOL IS SOON

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THAT MEANS HOMEWORK

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RESPONSIBILITIES

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I definitely do not remember episodes of Spongebob looking this demonic.

(via cats-in-mars)

raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

(Source: daruis, via lifeshardgethefuckoverit)

spokenunspoken:

shaky:

I’m stuck between wanting:

1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love

2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet

3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career

It scares me how accurate this is.

(via diddlydamn)

th3ic3qu33n:

laughhard:

I never noticed this.

WHAT

(via catzaremylife)

Timestamp: 1409376353

th3ic3qu33n:

laughhard:

I never noticed this.

WHAT

(via catzaremylife)